Birthday wish list

My birthday wish list is very simple:

• No more 103+ fevers.
• No more snot covered kleenexes covering my living room floor.
• No more gloving up to clean out gunky pink eyes.
• No more coughing til someone throws up.
• No more using the counter as a pharmacy.

• No more ear infections.
• No more mastitis.
  
• No more of THIS!

And the only other thing I ask is it all be served up with a big ol' margarita!